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9/11/09
Robbie Williams - ‘Reality Killed the Video
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The Wanderer Returns

Take That stalwart and arguably Britain’s biggest popstar releases his long-awaited disc.

Robbie Williams has lived the rockstar lifestyle. In terms of participation, Robbie has not only been in one of Britain’s biggest boybands, he has also matched that success and possibly eclipsed it, as a solo star. Now a lot older and wiser, Robbie’s input is clear for all to hear.

Opener ‘Morning Sun’ is a reflective classical beast. Laden with telling piano and a nice strings opener, the lyrics cry reminiscence and philosophical thinking. It’s a very smooth opener and reminds of ‘Come Undone’.

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Released - 6/11/09
Label - Virgin
8th solo studio album (2 with Take That)

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 First-single, ‘Bodies’ is electro-charged rudeboy romp. Dripping with trademark Robbie cheekiness, it also throws in the odd smart line, just for that authentic feel. The bridge is particularly clever and makes a social comment, as well as being catchy.

 ‘You Know Me’ has been picked as the second single and it’s a very obvious ballad choice. Written with the intention of being heart-on-his-sleeve in style, it has all the makings of a future sing-a-long at Knebworth.

Guy Chambers rekindles his writing partnership with Williams on the wet warbling of ‘Blasphemy’.  There’s nothing wrong with Robbie’s delivery, which is crisp and on top as usual, just mainly the poor tempo and uninspiring lyrics that are not as clever as they think they are.

The electric amp is dusted down for the soft-rock misdemeanours of ‘Do You Mind?’ It’s a bit too generic and just doesn’t register as anything particularly special. Continuing the ill-advised, ‘Last Days of Disco’, the token, ‘modern’ effort, though packing less synth than ‘Rudebox’, has all the tools to work but just never realizes its potential.

Bizarrely the most jam-packed credits on a track go on the 1 minute baffler, ‘Somewhere’. Whilst it’s a nice idea, the simplistic lyrics and ridiculously over-the-top strings just kill it. Luckily form is rediscovered on the progressive ‘Deceptacon’. Williams’ vocals have a slight hint of Buggles about them too in this very dreamy ballad. Lyrically, things are improved here too.
 
‘Starstruck’ is a nice effort and a fairly stand-out of an effort. There’s a very fine change of pace that interlinks well with the subtle uptempo beat. Williams’ vocals quote Kate Bush and there seems to be a very clever 80s feel to the tracks here without using the obvious synthesized route.

The quirky, ‘Difficult for Weirdos’ couldn’t be more back to the 80s if it tried. It’s very Gary Numan in terms of the structure and works well, creating a real stellar tune. ‘Superblind’ is kind of OK, but is a bit overcooked from a production point of view. ‘Won’t Do That’ finally tests Robbie’s vocal limits and is a nice change.
 
Key Tracks:
‘Morning Sun’
‘You Know Me’
‘Bodies’
‘Deceptacon’
‘Starstruck’
‘Difficult for Weirdos’

Worst Tracks:
‘Blasphemy’
‘Do You Mind?’
‘Somewhere’
Verdict
This is by no means his best work, but there is enough evidence here to suggest that he has returned to his best form. It might be more formulaic than the off-the-wall ‘Rudebox’, but at least it plays to his strengths and there are a few classic numbers here worth discovering. 7/10 CM    
Key Tracks:
‘Beat Again’
‘Everybody in Love’
‘Keep You’
‘Heal This Heartbreak’
‘Close to You’
‘Only Tonight’
‘Private’

Worst Tracks:
‘Crazy for You’
‘One Shot’
‘Tightrope’
‘Don’t Go’
 
In many ways this is better than certainly I thought it would be. Whilst the formulas are pretty much what would have been expected, I feel it gives a good indication as to where the band could go and the future does look bright for them. 7/10 CM 
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JLS - ‘JLS’
The X-Factor Group Lands

 Jack the Lad Swing, or as they’re probably much better known, X-Factor finalists, JLS, release their debut.

 Arguably the best group to feature on a talent show, JLS’s journey was watched by millions as they narrowly lost to Alexandra Burke in the final. Though it’s future success that really counts, so how has their debut turned out?

Opener ‘Beat Again’ is as slicked up to the nines as you would expect and there’s some major production by Steve Mac & Wayne Hector that also pops up on ‘Close to You’. And these are two of the tracks that really highlight where the group can go with the right image and direction. The former is a fantastically slick pop song and the latter, a smooth ballad that doesn’t sound too processed and a certain single.

Second chart smash, ‘Everybody in Love’ tries so hard to
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Released - 9/11/09
Label - Epic
Debut studio album

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be cool and attitude-stridden but is like any song, given to any boyband. Still very radio-friendly but the obvious route, however well delivered. Hear the strings? The dance beat? The catchy hook? Oh yes it’s Taio Cruz and Fraser T. Smith time and the dream team deliver another polished effort for the JLS boys.

‘Crazy for You’ is another Mac and Hector effort, yet doesn’t hit anywhere near the elements of the opener from the cheap Auto-Tune to the cringe-worthy lyrics – just too soft but the girls will love it. Thankfully ‘Heal This Heartbreak’ with its Ne-Yo/Closer-like rip-off sound works a lot better and is more contemporary.

Danish producers, DEEKAY step in to help the production on one of only five tracks the boys contribute writing credits to, ‘Only Tonight’ and it works surprisingly well. Whether that is due to the Dane’s high-calibre pedigree is irrelevant really in a strong pop song. ‘Private’, co-penned by Aston and JB works very nice too with a strong processed beat.

 ‘One Shot’ was probably intended as the “Winner’s song” and is written as clichéd in that vein as you would expect and yes, take away the David Guetta-esque backing and it’s pretty bad, though in fairness, a fair sight better than many of these you hear.

 ‘Kickstart’ is also penned by some of the boys and adds the aforementioned Danish hit-makers behind the decks. Still it doesn’t quite scale the heights of their other effort. ‘Don’t Go’ is very formulaic and sounds extremely produced, which is a shame, perhaps a little subtlety could have made it stand out from a very similar crowd. ‘Only Making Love’ does break a little from the norm, which is a welcome touch. Finally, ‘Tightrope’ is the obvious ballad and so confident, it’s thrown right at the end.