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Coolio
Is it bullying? Well it isn’t really is it? Coolio has been the best value for entertainment with his quips. A Celeb BB Superstar has been born.
Like Ronseal she does exactly what it says on the tin: ‘Shameless’. Just a nasty plotter and stirrer. No honor either stealing LaToya’s views.
TC - Terry Christian
King Terry’s reigh was so good, they retired the position... Had an amusing spat with Ulrika but is trying to stay out of trouble now... shame.
Ulrika ka ka kaaaa
Ulrika, yougot served... TC stood upto Miss Prim and Proper and she didn’t like it one bit. As for her head-turning when Coolio speaks...
Has really proven herself to both be an expert at perception but also proven to be a really nice person. Don ’t think she’ll win though.
LaToya Jackson
Mutya Buena
Considering Kathreya managed 3 months, a week seems a little short, yet BB unearthed the child in her. Forget that CIA comment, she ’d crack!
Michelle Heaton
Cheatin’ Heaton has been a joy to watch this week, like she says “we’re all lovin’ it!” A cast iron example of molehill morphing into mountain.
Ben, from A1 apparently...
Mr. Bland has forgotten he has a girlfriend and showed he’s a wimp in one foul swoop. Doesn’t find lingerie attractive too... Michelle, think twice!
Verne Troyer
It’s hard to him compete verbally in such a loud house and has been amusing at times. Doesn ’t deserve to win yet though.
Tommmaee Sheridan
Has ironically evolved into a picture of mediocrity. Does anyone wish to see the beast weight train? As welcome as Tina ’s feet.
Lucy Pinder
CBB Action of the Week: Michelle Heaton expressing her dismay with fellow nominees, not of course realizing they didn ’t nominate Coolio
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Thursday 15th January
 It seems being boring outstrips the power of The Daily Star, at least that’s what Channel 4 would have you believe. Who’s to say at a “deadlocked” vote, the producers shouldn’t get to protect their investment... conspiracy theories aside, CBB ‘09 has been fantastic without Pinder.
 Main points from the House this week and particular items of TV Gold included Michelle Heaton ’s ‘breakdown’ feat. Ben “Where’s my girlfriend?” Amos, Terry and Ulrika (David Vs Medusa) and Mutya Buena unable to hide her true ‘likeable’ character for more than a week. And then there was the toenail chewing, which leads me to my next point...
 If last week was the battle of The Daily Star Vs Big Brother, this is surely The Sun worshippers fighting their mortal enemies. Do we hate her cos she ’s Scouse? No. Do we hate her cos she’s loud and vile? Yes. Does that mean she’s a typical Scouser? ERMMMM...
 Of course knowing the show’s voters like I do they’ll probably do something daft like vote out Bleetin Heaton... Don’t do it!
Eviction 16/1: Tina Malone