Prima Donna
Friday 9th January
Well as usual, the producers are throwing all but the proverbial kitchen sink at
these shell-shocked erm, somebodies. We
’ve had the excellent ‘King for a Day’ task, the highly-amusing ‘Impersonate a fellow celeb’ and the hit-and-miss ‘Celebrity Roles’ task. Top marks to the producers for trying to get their money’s worth.
However one investment which has crashed faster than Woolworths should result
in a swift delivery of a P45. Whoever decided paying Ulrika
£175k (which apparently she negotiated herself) must be added to that
ever-bulging Dole queue. For Mrs. Turnbull Gerrard-Wright nee. Johnson is
staring down the nose of a paycheck worth
£25k a day, oil barons don’t live that well.
As for those on “reasonable” salaries, old TC is proving top value as is the original gangsta Coolio. The
man is so talented, he
’s unearthed the personality of Lucy Pinder, and you don’t need me to tell you Copernicus couldn’t have found that.CM
Eviction 9/1: Ulrika
Primavera
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TC is cooking on gas. Unfazed by evil BB’s ways, he was a top King and watching him eat that Thai meal was a classic CBB
moment.
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Moneybags showed her true colours after the live task. And typically has been
one of the dullest housemates. She will talk out of the house though!
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The “coolest person you ever gonna meet” is turning up the dial. Timmy Mallett has nothing on this fella. Will the big
bully crack and
“erupt” on him?
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As if anyone cares who she talks to in the house, well unless Mr. Jackson’s changed his name to Hugh. A pussy for not confessing to the Shrek gag.
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Found a novel way to escort King Terry around. Is coming off particularly well
and on this form is heading towards a reign of his own.
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The case for Scouse ethnic-cleansing carries on. A nasty piece of work and all
talk. What are the odds she says nowt to Coolio?
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Produced the funniest moment of the series when he suggested people would think
he and Michelle were involved. Like the drunk old git he is.
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A prime example of the phrase “seen and not heard”. She doesn’t seem to realize Coolio’s doing her a world of good!
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LaToya is surprising all with her stamina, for such a fragile girl she is also
very determined. Is sad though to hear of what she has been through in life.
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Has either been briefed by the CIA or just isn’t quite as nasty as has been said. Still she has only been in a week... and
done... NOTHING.
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Mr. Popular, so because he doesn’t upset anyone or say anything out of turn. Whether that is physically possible
is again unlikely.
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CBB Quote of the Week (aside from Tommy’s rant): Lucy Pinder: “We’re paps... We had better get cameras.”
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