Text Box: Text Box: Text Box: 	Thursday 28th August 2008 
 You Can’t Teach a Dull House New Tricks
 Well that will go down in BB folklore as the worst live                                                                                            segment ever. Seriously BB needs to give up, you can’t                                                                                     make an omelette without eggs and you damn well sure                                                                                                                   can’t make this set of housemates interesting.
 It all started off as a rather good idea– get them to all                                                                                   nominate each other face-to-face and watch the sparks                                                          fly, except in this house, 30kg of TNT couldn’t get a                                                                     decent explosion. Boring, dull and predictable, HM’s                                                               did the usual, voting the most genuine HM’s, quite                                                                    ironic how Kat never got one nomination– that should                                                                     tell you all that you need to know.
 So BB sent to the Task Room, two best mates and                                                                                desperately tried to convince them to double-cross each                                                                                          other in the ‘Prisoner’s Dilemma’ game. There was                                                                                   no way the two friends were going to deceive one                                                                                       another and so ended a disastrous live show. 
 I can only suggest that the best thing for those in                                                                                    charge to do now is just to let them fight amongst                                                                        themselves and let the show pass us all by– one which                                                                                                  has been doing just that ever since the Dream Team of                                                                                 Luke, Bex and Mario were cruelly disbanded. You just                                                                    pray that the bosses will watch back through the show                                                                                            and realize that this “coincidence” happens every year-                                                           the voting format MUST be changed.
 So back to rather sleep-inducing matters at hand, the                                                                          “final eviction” is between Sara and Lisa, and I don’t                                                                                     really think you need me to tell you who’s facing the                                                                      BB Boot. The only thing that I will say is that it is                                                                                                           conceivable that the bullying Sara received Monday                                                                                          night could swing the odds in her favour on the                                                                                        sympathy vote, but then again, I do wonder whether                                                                                            anyone was still watching.
 So finally congratulations to Sara and Lisa for staying                                                           true to each other and themselves, however the lack of                                                                 adversity, and Sara I hope you’ve decided what to                                                                                                    spend your £25k on! CM 
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Text Box: Genuine ol’ Lisa has been a good HM and overcome a lot. No chance of scooping the £100k.
Text Box: Narrowly avoided possible eviction– doesn’t need the money anyway!
Text Box: Told Kat that she always says the same things, ah so true, but it took him 2 months to see this...
Text Box: Must be loving all the exciting things that are happening. 
Text Box: Why was she so surprised the lads were called into the Diary Room? 
Text Box: How annoying when she kept apologizing after nominating. Can you say fake?
Text Box: Apologized and hugged both nominees after nominating them both, bet she’s gutted now.
Text Box: Greedy Mo will be the worst head of house there’s ever been.
Text Box: Eviction 29/8
The contenders?	Sara and Lisa
Whose number’s up?	Sara
Who Should go?	I would like it to be possible for someone as deserving as Lisa to win, so sorry Sara.