Text Box: Text Box: Text Box: 	Tuesday 5th August 2008 
 Ah you could hear a pin drop in the atmosphere of the                                                             BB House. Last night’s offering was the most boring                                                                  instalment I have seen this series and I can’t see any                                                     reason why that is about to change. You don’t make                                                                        fireworks with flour and the same principles apply. 
 The ‘highlights’? Erm... Well there were some of the BB                                                                 traditional ‘Letters from Home’, Rachel was annoyed at                                                                Mo sleeping and then cried in the Diary Room– which                                                               was because she sacrificed her letter to win votes                                                                  (seriously I would have preferred she’d had the bloody                                                                  letter). Oh and who can forget Darnell’s “embarrassing”                                                                   fight with Sara about him saying (and this was the root                                                             of a 3-hour argument and Darnell crossing the divide                                                                 because he couldn’t possibly sleep in Hell after THAT):                                                               {Oh that heart on her shirt points down} “Oh is that                                                                         where you need love?”
 Yes BB9 has hit rock-bottom– Rachel’s Head of House,                                                           Rex has been tamed by his dullard girlfriend who can                                                             not-so-scandalously–cos-she-hasn’t-got-a-chance-in-                                                                             hell win the show.
 Do we blame the producers or do we blame the public?                                                                    In most cases I would go with the former, but in this                                                                    case I will blame the public. Absolutely moronic eviction                                                     choices that seem to be influenced by the casual                                                                      viewer– there’s no way on earth if the voting-public                                                                            actually watched the show regularly they could honestly                                                                 justify evicting the likes of Mario, Luke and Bex.
 Of course let’s lay a fair amount of blame at the show’s                                                              door, I’d certainly like a mid-morning cappuccino with                                                          the numpties who thought Mo, Sara, Belinda and                                                                                           Maysoon would be riveting telly.
 So BB9 has been ruined by daft housemate selection                                                                     and idiotic voting– in many ways it would be quite                                                                               fitting if Kat won it. CM 
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Text Box: Eviction 8/8/08
Who are the lucky ones?
Dale and Stuart

Who’s out faster than Jean-Claude Van Damme in a fist fight?
Stuey baby.

Who should go?
None of them.
Text Box: 	Archive
22/7/08 Darnell’s Delusion’
23/7/08 The Hex on Bex
26/7/08 End of a Beckade
29/7/08 Chasing Shadows
31/7/08 What a Waster
2/8/08 To Kill a TV Show
Text Box: Absolutely crackers and the most entertaining thing in there. Loved the walk-out and the argument with Rex about Mario’s muscle!
Text Box: Hasn’t done anything wrong, just not much to do in there now. Complained about Rachel which was funny.
Text Box: Ushered Darnell out of Hell. Needs to give up fancying Rachel. Amusing comments.
Text Box: Needs to stop going on about his daughter. Amusingly rejected Sara’s pillow talk.
Text Box: Dropping like a stone, just dull with his girlfriend.
Text Box: Woo! She’s done something! Rather bunny-boiler around Darnell. Watch this space!
Text Box: See above.
Text Box: One word, Darnell– Kinga. You’ll have to go some way to top that.
Text Box: It comes to something when she’s become something exciting to watch. 
Text Box: Greedy Mo adds nothing to the House. I’m starting to think he’ll never go.
Text Box: I have nothing further to add.