Text Box: Text Box: Text Box: Saturday 2nd August 2008 Ah so another nail in the BB9 coffin– omitting the funniest housemate of this year because according to Davina, he “had a bad week”. This is of course oblivious to the fact Rachel hasn’t said anything until last week. I just can’t comprehend the voting public but I’m sick of correctly estimating their stupidity. There’s just not much left in there now, and really I don’t see why they can’t just cut to the case and admit that the artificial, obese “cookie monster” has scooped the £100k– I mean it would save a lot of people’s time wouldn’t it? It absolutely astounds me as to how or why she is STILL referred to by rags and general other BB nobodies as “Cookie Kat”. I’ve said it once and I’ll keep screaming it until I need CPR– she has as much an affinity for cookies as I do for Double Whoppers, as Kim-Jong II has for democracy, as Hilary Clinton has for Barack Obama’s success, as Joseph Fritzl has for contraception.... Have I made myself clear?! If the BB voting public have failed to become savvy to this fact in nearly 3 months’ worth of the show, then God help us all. So really out of the remaining housemates, the only ones in there remotely worth watching are Stuart, Rex, Mikey, Dale, Darnell and Lisa (and I’m stretching that if I’m honest). Are BB aware of this? Well you wouldn’t throw Rex’s girlfriend in there if you weren’t. I’m sad to say that the show has reached meltdown (and yes I am aware that I say this every week). I said that something would have to be done to save the show after the recent voting disasters and in fairness, attempts have been made. But as they say (and as I say in incredibly poor taste), it’s the blind leading the blind– they can’t stop these pathetic singing factions evolving and dominating the house. Here’s calling for Head of House-only nominations. CM Text Box: Links and affiliates Contact Me Text Box: BB9 LeaderBoard The latest on the class and the arse of the BB House 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 OUT! OUT! OUT! OUT! OUT! Text Box: I Want to Believe (The BB Conspiracy) So obviously once BB announced Nicole was going in, it was obvious Luke was coming out the other way, but how long did BB plan her entrance? Do you think it’s coincidence that the week they have her as part of the ‘Identity Parade’ it’s also the week a housemate “leaves”, for rather suspect reasons, also the week they decide to put 7 extra up, and also the week they close the vote Thursday night (and we’re assuming Rex was 2nd...) Of course Nicole wouldn’t have gone in if Rex wasn’t in there... Mulder and Scully want to believe... Text Box: Archive 22/7/08 Darnell’s Delusion’ 23/7/08 The Hex on Bex 26/7/08 End of a Beckade 29/7/08 Chasing Shadows 31/7/08 What a Waster Text Box: The burglar warned the cops of the mistake they were making. Dale has a task on his hands surviving this firing squad. Text Box: “I knew Rachel was fake when she was flirting with Mario.” It’s irreverent comments like this the show will need to survive Text Box: Comes up with good ideas for games, only trouble is there might not be anyone left to play! Text Box: Was acting like a spoilt child about the Identity Parade and now not even sure if he wants her in there! Text Box: Wow it’s ‘Mo from BB9’. Lazy scamp will be lucky to get groupies if he can be arsed to pay attention to them! Text Box: Ate that Scottish chilli like a real man! We’ll see if his mood drops if he goes back to Hell. Text Box: Can do a lot better than Sara! This guy’s suffering from low self-esteem! Text Box: Unbelievable the recent evictees and she’s STILL in there, YAWN! Text Box: They should just end the show now and admit she’s won already. Text Box: Ridiculous over-acting. She doesn’t know who she is, we don’t care.